Re-Load... Of Awesomness!

Hey there all you wonderful watchers of this Blog. Unfortunately no-one submitted any illustrations for the "RAT RACE" topic, which leads me to believe that we either don't bother with this silly blog or rather (and more likely) that we have unfortunately been under the proverbial "thumb" at work with our noses delicately pressed up against the grindstone of doom. (I would prefer to believe that it is the latter).

We have therefor decided to give it a little rest and as soon as the waters calm down enough to reveal a horizon we will return to you with the same Blog, only waaaay more awesome! And with even more shocking puns, crazy drunken pirate monkeys and lame jokes ;)

We look forward to the new one...

... Soon!

New Title!!

Sorry it's late but we've been trying really hard here to think of a title that is worth a posting. The truth is, we haven't... But we're going to post our title anyway and you just have to deal with it.

The Himalayan Hermaphrodite Puffins decided that enough was enough and they left in search of new change and... genders. This left us in a slight pickle and we had to actually think for ourselves for once.

And here it is, the dirty Goubutt came up with this one... THE RAT RACE. So suck it up and come up with a good illustration and if you don't like the topic come up with one anyway.

Don't worry, we are in the process of going through CV's for our new thinking team and we will keep you posted on our progress.

PEACE!

Love & War - the result

So, here we have some Awesomness taken from the Archives of Awesome in the land of Awe. The posts so far are pretty good, but we're still waiting for the victims of the "Splashy" weekend to submit their offerings, Gangsta doesn't count as he was and I quote "Finished a long time ago already Bru."

Well, Japats finally woke up and after a hard shake of his head he remembered to submit his Love&War offering. He submitted it and I forgot until now to post it but I'm telling everyone that it is my special way of disciplining him for taking so long. It's pretty damn good though, give it a look!

An offering created in about 20mins this morning as I cannot even recall the day we are on let alone the amount of time we have had to do this. What was the topic again?

This is from the day that Cupid decided to go out (against his mothers' wishes), get horribly drunk in wartorn Bosnia and subsequently insulted a soldier by asking him how it feels to be in the "Navy." Tsk tsk, I think he learned his lesson. This piece from Cade.

Aidie, submitted this awesome work of art. I actually cannot even think of anything remotely amusing to put here to evoke even a little chortle. This work simply and seriously speaks for itself.

This piece from Vicky forces you to think a little about life, love and strangely... Cupcakes?
mmmmmm... bees, uh, I mean, honey.

What's that I hear...

... A brand new, shiny topic filled with goodness and nine essential vitamins and iron.

The Peruvian midget mathletes were promoted to porcupine quill picking pigmy's and thus now belong to a different department entirely governed by a brand new set of rules, but at least they get medical cover. Quill picking is rather hazardous.

So, we filed in a brand new set of topic thinkers: A group of very rare but brilliant Himalayan Hermaphrodite Puffins. They are so rare in fact that it was us who discovered them and now feed them in order to think for us.

They churned and squawked and squawked and flapped and this morning the topic was neatly carved into the ceiling by one of their adorable little beaks and it read:

LOVE AND WAR

So get your creative hats on and do what you need to to think of an image to go with it. Failing that, climb the highest tree near to you and wait for us to tell you to come down... and no talking either you reprobates.

Dirty Vagrants so far...

And the last but not necessarily the least, a dirty lady-of-the-night vagrant from the deep confines of a dirty Greek mind... Well done Apost.

The Dirtiest Vagrant of the dirtiest kind. The Vagrant king of dirty vagrants and their dirty kings.

Dirty Vagrant by Goubutt.

A vagrant of the dirty kind added by Mon...

A dirty page from the missing ledgers of the Dirty Vagrants...

Dirty "V" selling "E" from Dosman... Coming to a street corner near you. Look out kids!

A tasty role reversing image from Cade and a face only a mother could love!

NEW TOPIC!!! (...finally)

Ok, the little Peruvian Midget Mathletes spent all night sniffing petrol and drinking paint thinners and managed to put all their time wasting efforts into destroying the office, killing the cat and coming up with a neat little topic that fits perfectly into most overhead storage bins.

The topic is: THE DIRTY VAGRANT!!

So now, get your imagination working and start thinking of an image to go with the topic and remember, the sky is the proverbial limit. Use whatever techniques you want to use to try and unlock your creativity and if you cannot think of anything, then please do yourself, and us a favour and go and become the manager of a small factory in the mountains that does nothing but make the small plastic balls that fit onto the ends of pins... Even you can't screw that up!

Post of Posts (UPDATE)

Right, so this is how it's going to work. The topic "The boiling pot of..." was seen as being reminiscent of that brown stuff you find under your shoe after crossing the lawn and forgetting to side-step the neat little deposit of the previous days lunch takings by your dog.

So in fact we here at the HQ of the Creative Goodness Challenge have decided to scrap the topic and employ a small team of peruvian Midget Mathletes who will toil tirelessly all of tonight, crunching numbers and counting eggs and produce a fresh topic in the morning that will be fit for posting!

Please watch this space and forgive us for the disgraceful inconvenience!!

-Stu