What's that I hear...

... A brand new, shiny topic filled with goodness and nine essential vitamins and iron.

The Peruvian midget mathletes were promoted to porcupine quill picking pigmy's and thus now belong to a different department entirely governed by a brand new set of rules, but at least they get medical cover. Quill picking is rather hazardous.

So, we filed in a brand new set of topic thinkers: A group of very rare but brilliant Himalayan Hermaphrodite Puffins. They are so rare in fact that it was us who discovered them and now feed them in order to think for us.

They churned and squawked and squawked and flapped and this morning the topic was neatly carved into the ceiling by one of their adorable little beaks and it read:

LOVE AND WAR

So get your creative hats on and do what you need to to think of an image to go with it. Failing that, climb the highest tree near to you and wait for us to tell you to come down... and no talking either you reprobates.